Dear ladies entering the gym:
You are squelching my Christmas spirit.
Because I'm in my PJ's taking kids to get donuts in their PJ's. Isn't that what winter break is all about?
Sleepovers.
{early morning light and my lame camera require stillness for clear pictures. which is a little too much to ask.}
Donuts.
And Jesus.
{In order of increasing importance.}
Did you see working out on the list? It's not on there.
{I bet you also use "XMAS."}
{If you are getting to work out over Christmas break, I'm actually just a little envious. And lazy. But there's always 2012!!}
Dear donut shop owner:
You need to relocate.
Stay tuned for a post later, where I attempt to make a snowglobe with this little friend. It will probably appear here, since Shauna and I are doing this fun Christmas break project together!
Donuts are always good, but I think a better location sounds like a pretty good idea. I'd feel the same way :)
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to see your project!
'xmas' actually isn't as bad as some think:
ReplyDeletehttp://books.google.com/books?id=2yJusP0vrdgC&pg=PA968&dq=Xmas+usage&ei=zVZWSa6FJY6syASeyKHRAw#v=onepage&q=Xmas%20usage&f=false
enlightening! merry Christmas, leslie. : )
Amen. To all of it. ; )
ReplyDeletewell he's targeting the right crowd... i read a statistic one time that said 70% of women work out to be able to eat more. do a jog, eat a donut. makes sense to me! :)
ReplyDeletehaaaaaaaaaahahah this cracked me up. all of it.
ReplyDeletethis totally made me laugh! i think the same thing - at our YMCA there is a little cafe bar right near the entrance. sometimes they have just made popcorn and I can smell it as I am (supposed to be) walking to my workout. seriously!? its just cruel. I may or may have not stopped to get a snack a few times. and we're not talking an apple here. :/ by gosh...ENJOY YOUR DONUTS!! it IS Christmas break!!! :)
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